Top 10 Pick Up Lines Used By A Kenyan Christian Guy On A Christian Lady

This is one whole funny story of a pick up line that a a born again Christian will use on a lady to get her in his box.

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As always a christian guy will try to avoid harsh or dirty pick up lines but would be modest in his talk.  Lets review the top 10 pick up Lines that A christian guy would use from some research we discovered.


Pick Up Line 1

Guy : Praise The Lord My Beloved Sister…I Like Your Bible

Pick Up Line Two

The word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry’; how about dinner?

Pick Up Line 3

I know its absurd, but every time I walk towards you, it feels like im being lead to bethlehem.

Pick Up Line 4

When Do You Go To “Kesha”..cause i cant wait to pray with you

Pick Up Line 5

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you.

Pick Up Line 6

Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.

Pick Up Line 7

I’m a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you’re a proverbs 31 kinda woman…

Pick Up Line 8

“hey.. i would work 7 years for your sister.. but i would work 7 more years for you.”

Pick Up Line 9

“if i had to choose between a romantic date with you or a night with the fellas… i would sit at home and read my Bible.”

Pick up Line 10

Let Me Take you Out..


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